What Men Should & Shouldn't Do On A Date: Part II

Ok now lets see what you shouldn't do on a date. Here are the top 10 things any man should strictly avoid doing especially when on a first date with that lucky (or so) girl.

1. Being early for a date and start to kill time by climbing that rambutan tree near her window to spy on her while she gets dressed. (Come on ... you wanna see her undressed, not dressed right?)
2. Demonstrating your amazing, death-defying, genocidal skills in maneuvering a motor vehicle on the road while listening to AC/DC's "Born to be Wild"
3. Bringing her to a tattoo parlor to have the tattoo artist permanently engrave each others names on their respective buttocks. No person in their right mind would do this .... at least until the 3rd date.
4. While in a fancy restaurant, avoid bringing your pal who can burp all the chart smashing hits of Bare Naked Ladies to serenade your date.
5. Stop looking at her body while she is talking to you. Yeah I know you love to read her like a book, but by avoid doing so, she'll let you have the braille version instead if you catch my drift. So look at her eyes .... NO THOSE ARE NOT HER EYES YOU PERVE!!!
6. After a great meal, don't spoil the occasion by showing off your amazing accounting skills by meticulously counting how much was your and her share and insisting she pays the calculated amount. Be a gentleman, pay for the first date and if she allows it go dutch.
7. Try bringing up the subject of sex in a more subtle way. Do not under any circumstances start (or worst still) demonstrating tricks you may be able to perform with a rubber condom and keep those eggplants and whips aside for the 5th date.
8. Though self depreciation is good but don't over do it. Moaning and crying while telling your date that you're lower than the crap whales drop to the ocean floor isn't going to get you anywhere .... well maybe a mercy **** ..... thats not really a bad idea when I think about it.
9. Showing her that appendix scar, gallbladder scar, that scar you got from falling down a bike when you were ten, corn on your middle toe, mysterious patch of hair that grows on your back and the unique way your pubic hair does not curl spirally as does in all males.
10. While dropping her off at her place a simple peck on the cheek would be preferable rather than playing trying to shove your tongue way down her throat till you can taste the dinner you both had just 2 hours ago.

So there you have all the tips you need to be ready for you're first date! Why don't you try it yourself and tell me how it turns out.