Hello again guys, as some of you may know, I've been alone in my apartment for the past week. Besides attempting to study and watching movies on my laptop, I have come up with the top 10 things I did during the whole 7 days. May it be a guide to those who are too stupid to go back home during the holidays when they actually can.
1)Downloading explicit material from the Internet
2)Reading up profiles of professional wrestlers who no longer appears on WWE shows
3)Perfecting the DX crotch chop (view pictures)
4)Trying various expressions of the Art of Flipping Off the Finger (view pictures)
5) Randomly adding hot looking girls on my Friendster even though I don't know them personally (check this one out http://www.friendster.com/27959339)
6) Performing 50 push ups nonstop (I only got to 32 before collapsing)
7) Taking endless pictures of myself (due to the nature of the photos I have taken the liberty of not publishing them on Friendster due to the mature contents, plus it should be on Playgirl anyway)
8) Attempting to mate a lizard I captured with a cockroach in order to breed a super species of pests that I will train to be my eternal servents for world domination
9) Wondering who in my batch could possibly be gay ... all eyes on our favorite Streptococcus
10)Making and completing of the Top 10 most Hottest Girls (single and taken) in M205 which shall never ever be revealed (with the exception to the Band of Brothers because I love each and everyone of you ..... in a non-gay way, more like the way Elnis der Mar loves Jack Twist errr... you get the picture)
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